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This isn’t just a T-shirt.
This is an official beverage hazard sign.
Wearing it tells the world one simple truth:
Your drinks are not for beginners.
Your flavors come with instructions.
And your straw is a piece of safety equipment.
Perfect for:
The Purple Donkey T-Shirt — All Jacked Up: Proceed with Straw (/99 Limited Edition)
$24.99
This is an official beverage hazard sign.
Wearing it tells the world one simple truth:
Your drinks are not for beginners.
Your flavors come with instructions.
And your straw is a piece of safety equipment.
Perfect for: